Lindy Hop Is Like Drugs Because...

• The first one's free, the next one's gonna cost ya
• It's expensive
• It changes your life style
• It makes you feel so good
• Some people are dealers
• There's special equipment
• You can't count past 8
• You suffer withdrawal when you can't get it
• It is the new way to advertise (instead of "heroin chic" it's "lindy chic")
• You can't get enough of it
• People outside can't understand why you do it
• You give up things that used to be important to you to do it
• You can only date within "the crowd"
• Dealers go to high schools in the area to get the young crowd hooked
• There is a special lingo
• There are many names for the same thing
• Many people try it, some become addicted
• You think about it all the time and the next chance you will get to do it again
• It impairs the way you see things, suddenly everything is in black and white
• It increases your appetite
• You begin hiding your obsession so your friends don't think anything is wrong